SON OF GRIDKNOCKER Posted March 25, 2019 Report Share Posted March 25, 2019 SETTING: Early morning in the kitchen of the Speaker’s Residence, Houses of Parliament. Rt Hon J Bercow: “Sally dearest, I do wish you would come in properly attired. A torn pair of pink knickers bearing an unsmiling emoji across the crotch is hardly appropriate for the Speaker’s spouse. Anyway, what time did you get it?” Mrs Bercow: “Just after 4.00 a.m. Is there any Merlot left?” Bercow: “I think I’d switch to Nescafé if I was you. Can you please pass me that tool kit under the sink?” (The chimes of Big Ben striking 9 o’clock ring out, causing the whole kitchen to shudder. With difficulty, the Speaker’s wife delivers the heavy tool box.) Mr Bercow lifts its twin lids, mumbling to himself: “It HAS to be Imperial. Metric would never do!” Mrs Bercow: (pouring herself the last of the Merlot): “What on earth are you on about, John?” Bercow: (Furiously rummaging through the contents of the tool box): “I’m looking for the 16” adjustable with the chromed handle. I need it for tomorrow morning. Before the Prime Minister’s final Brexit statement.” Mrs Bercow: “What are you planning to fix? My bathroom shower?” Bercow: “I’m not planning to fix anything, my dear.” (Triumphantly waving aloft a large mole wrench.) “THIS is to be my final Spanner in the Works!” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Smith Posted March 25, 2019 Report Share Posted March 25, 2019 If you had a 100 people in a room only 37 of them voted for Brexit. I wonder why this is all a mess caused by Eton boy Cameron trying to placate his split party and trying to stop UKIP getting any MPs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aylestone Voice Posted March 25, 2019 Report Share Posted March 25, 2019 Yes - Cameron is largely to blame 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M. Preece Posted March 25, 2019 Report Share Posted March 25, 2019 The sooner we can get out of this corrupt European Union the better. They have really shown their hand with their bully boy tactics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Smith Posted March 25, 2019 Report Share Posted March 25, 2019 Would that not leave us at the mercy of a corrupt uk govt and corrupt Unitary authorities? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ubique Posted March 26, 2019 Report Share Posted March 26, 2019 On 25 March 2019 at 13:47, Aylestone Voice said: Yes - Cameron is largely to blame Plus his bed mate ....Osboune Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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