SON OF GRIDKNOCKER Posted March 30, 2019 Report Share Posted March 30, 2019 Before you head for Ladbrokes on Monday morning, just run your eye down this race card to see if you can spot the winner. David Davis The first government Brexit Minister who should have seen it through to the end. Instead, there have been three further ministers. Liam Fox All anyone can remember about him is that he used to have a friend called Adam. Michael Gove Good at gurning. But gurning lost popularity in the era of the Victorian music hall. Matt Hancock His permanently vacant expression says it all: “Lights out, nobody home.” Jeremy Hunt The numpty with the Assad-like jug ears. Savid Javid The self-satisfied slaphead who chose to take his daughter on a £1700-a-night safari, instead of meeting Port Talbot steelworkers. Boris Johnson Now being described as ‘The pneumatic huckster’. That new haircut won’t garner many votes from the 1922 Committee. Andrea Leadsom Alleged Leader of the House who seems to have difficulty knowing which day of the week it is. Dominic Raab On 29 March he voted for the deal he had resigned from the Cabinet over in order to vote against it. Priceless. Amber Rudd The Home Secretary who couldn’t say how many Windrush migrants were forcibly repatriated to the West Indies. Gavin Williamson Former fireplace salesman, being heavily tipped by the Daily Mail, who describes him as having “matinée idol good looks.” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denise Lloyd Posted March 31, 2019 Report Share Posted March 31, 2019 You have not got Esther Mc Vey and Jacob RM in your list Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SON OF GRIDKNOCKER Posted April 1, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2019 With comedy actor Volodymr Zelenskiy set to become the Ukraine's President on 21 April (barring any intervention from humorless Putin), my money would be on Armando Iannucci as the next British PM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ragwert Posted April 1, 2019 Report Share Posted April 1, 2019 On 31/03/2019 at 12:49, Denise Lloyd said: You have not got Esther Mc Vey and Jacob RM in your list Moggy does not want to be a PM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denise Lloyd Posted April 1, 2019 Report Share Posted April 1, 2019 well that is a good job then there is Ian Duncan Smith too and that Truss woman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SON OF GRIDKNOCKER Posted April 5, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2019 Ian Duncan Smith: popularly known as 'Ian Duncan Who' by cynical political sketch writers such as our local man Letts. Don't know anything about 'the Truss woman' - other than that it's a most unfortunate surname she'd be well-advised to change before the 1922 Committee's Leadership Election. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SON OF GRIDKNOCKER Posted April 13, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 13, 2019 Now that we’ve got the Grand National out of the way, let’s take a look at the runners and riders who are getting saddled up and being gently eased into their racing stalls in readiness for the next big race: The Tory Leadership Handicap. The bookies’ Dream Ticket to run against current favorite Bo-Jo are Savid Javid & Jacob Rees-Mogg (a slaphead and a top-hatted toff. What a combination). Then there’s the unrivaled intellect of Sir Nicholas Soames paired with Dennis ‘The Beast of Bolsover’ Skinner. Known throughout Westminster as The Dim-witted Duo are David Davis & Chris Grayling, with the latter still having difficulty assembling the HornbyDublo kit Santa brought him last Christmas, let alone building Crossrail or HST2. For glamour and good looks there’s Yvette Cooper partnering the diminutive Liam Fox. And bringing up the rear of the field (and presently refusing to be walked into the stalls) are Chuka Umunna and Arlene Foster. The Daily Mail’s Golden Boy, former fireplace salesman Gavin Williamson, has had to scratch as he’s busy preparing to flood the streets of post-Brexit Britain with tanks, artillery and armed troops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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