Hereford to Commission Hilarious Murals Reflecting City’s Quirks

[Hereford Voice]

Local Authorities to Embrace Quirky Charm with More Murals in Hereford.

In a bid to celebrate Hereford's unique quirks, city officials are considering adding two new murals to the ever-growing outdoor art scene. Following the success of recent street art installations, Hereford could soon be adorned with even more eye-catching masterpieces.

The first mural in consideration aims to capture the essence of Hereford's perpetual traffic congestion, a sight as common as spotting pigeons in the city centre. Depicting cars locked in a symphony of honking horns and frustrated drivers, this mural promises to be a real traffic stopper.

But that's not all! In a stroke of genius, the second mural proposal aims to pay homage to Hereford's beloved potholes, a feature so cherished by the local authority that they're practically considered landmarks. With whimsical illustrations of potholes adorned with flowers or even tiny picnic scenes, this mural is sure to drive home the city's unique sense of humour.

Councillor, Mrs. Mabel Doodle, expressed her enthusiasm, stating, "We've always known Hereford was a city with character, and what better way to showcase it than through art? These murals will not only bring joy to residents but also serve as a gentle reminder to the council that maybe, just maybe, fixing the potholes should be a top priority!"

As anticipation mounts for these laugh-inducing additions to the cityscape, residents eagerly await the chance to snap photos with their favourite traffic jams and potholes. With creativity flowing as freely as the Wye, Hereford is poised to cement its status as a city with both charm and chuckles. Keep your eyes peeled for updates as Hereford prepares to paint the town with even more personality!

 

[Steve Major]

Ha ha ha that's just brilliant 🤣